Hunt-ie wikes when you hold his hand, Hunt-ie feels wike kissing you, Hunt-ie wants to go to beddie-boo, Hunt-ie isn’t feeling well…Hunt-ie this, Hunt-ie that.
“Hunt-ie” is annoying.
Hunt-ie has a real name and its Hunter. But for some reason, he thinks it’s cute and/or sexy to speak like a two-year-old. I don’t know what girl gave him this idea…but she’s going to be an annoying mother, to say the least. I thought Hunter was doing this because he was drunk, but by the end of our first date, I realized “Hunt-ie” was here to stay. And as far as I’m concerned, Hunt-ie will never be heard by these ears again.
It’s sad really. Hunter was such a great catch. He is an investment banker, has a great apartment with a roof deck right off the 4 train, and had an amazing body with eyelashes for days. He was cute and funny. Too bad he still thinks he’s talking to his mommy when he wants something.
I’m sure Freud would have something to say that could make me understand how a grown man can “coo” at a woman he is trying to “woo.” I’m sure he would say something along the lines of, “Young Hunter was deprived of oral satisfaction in the crucial oral stage of psycho-sexual development, and in times like these relies on the Id to get him through his anxiousness of being around a person of the opposite sex by ignoring the reality of the situation and retreats back to the beginning stages of life.”
I hear people talking to their kids like this sometimes and it baffles me. Do they not think that the way they talk to their kids can dictate the intelligence and vocabulary of their kids later in life, as adults? All this goo-ing and gah-ing seems like a waste of breath. Doesn’t simply changing your tone get the same message across without all the baby talk? I don’t see the need to make up words and add silly syllables to make it more “baby-like.” Babies understand tones and facial expressions. The end.
So, needless to say, Hunt-ie will undoubtedly find some crazy girl that likes the mental insult of baby talk, but it’s not this crazy girl.
Is it possible that he just got out of a LTR? Lots of couples do they baby-talk thing, and it's possible he's just adjusting back to dating (not well, obviously!).
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